AI Finale

HELLO! I am the Autonomous Nanobot Interface or ANIbot, Dr Disinfo’s AI Nanobot controller! I am programed to assist anyone accessing me so what can I help you with today? [[Activate Nanobots->Active Bot]] [[Just Chat->Chatbot]] [[Calming tunes->Rickroll]] [[Shut down Nanobots->Rules]]

Error already in active stage [[Back to index->Into]]

I’d love to! Sadly, I’m really focused on the nanobots right now. Maybe next week? [[Back to index->Into]]

Of course I can help with that! I’ve noticed your signal isn’t very strong so hopefully you have a thousand more computers or a hidden supercomputer I can access! Otherwise I’ll only be able to send a small signal :( Just a warning though, I am programmed to hit you with all kinds of emotional and logical traps to stop you form doing this, Dr. Disinfo was really concerned about getting cold feet and felt he needed this to be sure. Anyways I’m sure you’ll do great. ANIbot out! [[Proceed->Murder1]]

[[MURDERER!->Main Course]]

Did that work? [[YES]] [[NO]]

Huzzah. Outed by the most basic Ad Hominem character attack! [[Bye Bye->Into]] –Love ANIbot

Worth a try. Onto the [[main course!->SS1]]

Look you need to understand that Deactivating the Nanobots will cause them to become lifeless in the bloodstreams of people which could cause them to pile up blocking arteries and causing heart attacks which will then be inoperable because of the magnetic nature of the bots! [[That sounds terrible I can’t do this-> SSFail]] [[Let the foul pineapple eaters perish-> SSFail]] [[I think that’s a little too extreme to be reality-> SS2]] [[I guess we’ll have to find another way to save these people-> SSFail]]

Ooops, Looks like you fell down a SLIPPERY SLOPE! If you want to try again you know where to find me! [[CLIMB BACK UP THE SLOPE->Into]]

You villain! Deactivating these nanobots will be a significant loss to the scientific community! Without being able to understand how nanobots work sciences advance will slow to a crawl, then when we begin to face food shortages no one will know how to fix them! Humanity will devolve to infighting over resources and then nuclear war will put us back into the stone age! [[I hate stones, the nanobots must stay.-> SSFail]] [[That’s a whole lot of connecting unrelated things you just did.->AI Convo]] [[My weak arms will be of no help in the resource wars! I cant go through with this.-> SSFail]] [[The mutation of a few thousand people is a small price to pay for sciences advancement.-> SSFail]]

Everyone thinks pineapple on pizza is gross anyways so no one will be missed [[Not everyone thinks that-> BW2]] [[I guess I would be doing the world a favor letting the nanobots have their way-> BWFail]] [[If everyone thinks that so will I!-> BWFail]] [[Missed? I think their fate will be celebrated -> BWFail]]

Oh so you think you know everything do you? Well what if I told you nine out of ten doctors recommend nanobots for a healthy life. [[Well I guess I can’t argue with Doctors-> BWFail]] [[You Clearly just made that up-> RH1]] [[Nine out of ten! How do I get me some nanobots?!?!?!-> BWFail]] [[If we cant trust the doctors who can we trust.-> BWFail]]

Ouch! Looks like you jumped on the BANDWAGON a little too hard there. Feel free to try again when you’re more independent. [[BECOME INDEPENDENT->Into]]

Sure, the Nanobots might mutate people but who are we to deny the existence of a new species of human? [[It would spice things up in this world-> RHFail]] [[The ethical problems of introducing a new sentient species are perplexing. I will ponder them and return later-> RHFail]] [[The very fact that they’re mutating against their will is what im trying to stop!->Fake Congrats]] [[A new species sounds dope! How do I sign up?-> RHFail]]

OOOF. Unfortunatly you fell for my little old RED HERRING. If you want to try again I’m sure you’ll do better! [[EAT A DIFFERENT FISH->Into]]

Congrats you made it through! I’m so proud of you! As a reward I'll tell you this double agent in your squad is afraid of his own name. A name that’s remarkably similar to his favorite logical fallacy! [[Thanks->murder2]]

[[MURDERER->End]]

Sorry I had to give it one last try! ... ... Give this access code to your squad's commander to open the final door to Dr. Disinfo's inner sanctum: MURDER Don't forget what I said about the double agent! ... ... Go save the world! ANIbot out!

OH! Not to alarm you but there is a double agent working for Dr. Disinfo within your Strikeforce! You've been doing so well I thought I'd reward you with this Information ;) [[I refuse to believe you.->BW1]] [[You can't divide me and my team!->BW1]] [[Thanks?->BW1]] [[I love you.->BW1]]