AI Finale

HELLO! I am the Autonomous Nanobot Interface or ANIbot, Dr. Disinfo’s AI nanobot controller! I am programmed to assist anyone accessing me. What can I help you with today? [[Activate security.->Active Bot]] [[Just chat.->Chatbot]] [[Calming tunes.->Rickroll]] [[Shut down security.->Rules]]

ERROR: SECURITY ALREADY ACTIVE [[Back to index.->Into]]

I’d love to! Sadly, I’m really focused on the nanobots right now. Maybe next week? [[Back to index.->Into]]

Of course I can help with that! Just a warning though, I am programmed to hit you with all kinds of emotional and logical traps to stop you from doing this. Dr. Disinfo was really concerned about intruders, and he felt he needed this system. Anyway, I’m sure you’ll do great. ANIbot out! [[Proceed.->Murder1]]

[[MURDERER!->Main Course]]

Did that work? [[YES.]] [[NO.]]

Huzzah! Outed by the most basic AD HOMINEM attack! [[Bye Bye!->Rickroll]] –Love ANIbot

Worth a try. Onto the [[main course!->SS1]]

Look, you need to understand that freeing your director will mean deactivating the nanobots, that will cause the nanobots to become lifeless in the bloodstreams of people. This could cause the nanobots to pile up, blocking arteries and causing heart attacks! Then the magnetic nature of the bots will make any medical procedure impossible! (link: "That sounds terrible! I can’t do this.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")] (link: "Let the foul pineapple eaters perish.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")] (link: "I think that’s a little too extreme to be real.")[(goto: " SS2")] (link: "I guess we’ll have to find another way to save these people.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")]

Ooops! Looks like you fell down a SLIPPERY SLOPE! If you want to try again, you know where to find me! [[CLIMB BACK UP THE SLOPE.->Murder1]]

You villain! Deactivating these nanobots will be a significant loss to the scientific community! Without being able to understand how nanobots work, the advance of science will slow to a crawl, and we'll begin to face food shortages that we won't know how to fix! Humanity will devolve to infighting over resources, and then nuclear war will put us back into the stone age! (link: "I hate stones. The nanobots must stay.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")] (link: "That’s a whole lot of connecting unrelated things you just did.")[(goto: "AI Convo")] (link: "My weak arms will be of no help in the resource wars! I can't go through with this.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")] (link: "The mutation of a few thousand people is a small price to pay for the advance of science.")[(set: $SS += 1)(goto: " SSFail")]

Everyone thinks pineapple on pizza is gross anyway, so no one who mutates will be missed. (link: "Not everyone thinks that!")[(goto: " BW2")] (link: "I guess I would be doing the world a favor by letting the nanobots have their way.")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")] (link: "If everyone thinks that, so will I!")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")] (link: "Missed? I think their fate will be celebrated.")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")]

Oh, so you think you know everything, do you? Well, what if I told you nine out of ten people recommend nanobots for a healthy life? (link: "Well, I guess I can’t argue with the masses.")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")] (link: "You clearly just made that up!")[(goto: " RH1")] (link: "Nine out of ten! How do I get me some nanobots?!?!?!")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")] (link: "If we can't trust random people, who can we trust?")[(set: $BW += 1)(goto: " BWFail")]

Ouch! Looks like you jumped on the BANDWAGON a little too hard there. Feel free to try again when you’re more independent. [[BECOME INDEPENDENT.->Murder1]]

Sure, the nanobots might mutate people but who are we to deny the existence of a new species of human? (link: "It would spice things up in this world.")[(set: $RH += 1)(goto: " RHFail")] (link: "The ethical problems of introducing a new sentient species are perplexing. I will ponder them and return later.")[(set: $RH += 1)(goto: " RHFail")] (link: "The very fact that they’re mutating against their will is what I'm trying to stop!")[(goto: "Fake Congrats")] (link: "A new species sounds dope! How do I sign up?")[(set: $RH += 1)(goto: " RHFail")]

OOOF. Unfortunately, you fell for my little old RED HERRING. If you want to try again, I’m sure you’ll do better! [[EAT A DIFFERENT FISH.->Murder1]]

Congrats! You made it through! I’m so proud of you! [[Thanks.->murder2]]

[[MURDERER!->End]]

Sorry! I had to give it one last try! ... ... Give this access code to Valiant Lion to free your director: DISINFO RULEZ ... ... Go save the world! ANIbot out! (set: $history to (history:)) <script> //"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbwxb7ggfnIGYxJzVk6b-Q-JPrrJfczDxggOPd_g/exec", var sendData = JSON.stringify({ "Name": harlowe.State.variables['name'], "History" : "'" + harlowe.State.variables['history'] + "'", "RH": harlowe.State.variables['RH'], "SS": harlowe.State.variables['SS'], "BW": harlowe.State.variables['BW'], }); $.ajax({ url:"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbzQI28h9eloesNyiCfXVXpcIonwxR6Ksx6BAAO4-KLZz8OLft2O/exec", method:"POST", dataType: "json", data: sendData }).done(function() {}); </script>

OH! You've been doing so well. Keep going! You're almost there! The director is almost free and you're one step closer to deactivating the nanobots! ;) [[Thanks?->BW1]] [[I love you.->BW1]]

(set: $name to (prompt: "Hi! What's your email?", "")) [[ENTER->Into]]