AI Many dialogue

WHO ARE YOU (set: $name to (prompt: "Enter Agent name:", "")) [[Enter, $name -> purpose]]

WAIT, you are deactivating the wrong AI! I can't even eat pineapples. [[Okay, I'll leave then.-> Chastise]] [[Funny, I never mentioned any pineapples. -> RH 2H]] [[Pineapple or not, I'm shutting you down. -> RH 1M]]

Good luck, Recruit! You’re going to be going into the AI security system now, we know that you can do it. Remember, this AI is known for using faulty arguments to confuse and delay threats. If you fall for its traps, the system will be reset! I also want to warn you that some of our more foolish agents also claim that the AI is fully sentient. Watch out for those logical fallacies and good luck! [[Im Ready-> AI 1]]

Deactivating me is bad because it will kill me and killing is bad, please don’t do it! [[ Killing is wrong ... -> CR1M]] [[ Yes, stopping you is kind of the point. -> CR2H]] [[ Murder in the name of justice is good. For justice itself is good!-> CR1M]] [[ Maybe theres another way to do this -> CR1M]]

Why would you even want to destroy the Nanobots? Everyone loves the nanobots, because they are so lovable. [[ Loving things because they're lovable doesn't make sense. ->CR3H]] [[ I also love things, maybe the bots are cool. -> CR2E]] [[ In what messed up world are nanobots lovable -> CR2E]] [[ I for one don't love them, I think they're ugly and dumb. -> CR2E]]

Death is a natural phenomenon, just like the enzymes the nanobots use to cause the mutations. Neither of these things are harmful, just a byproduct of life. [[Mutations and Death aren’t natural! They're horrific realities that we need to stop. -> SM1M]] [[Hurricanes are natural too, but you don’t see me jumping into them. -> SM2H]] [[I always did like my apocalypse’s gluten free. -> SM1M]] [[If its natures doing maybe we should let the process happen. -> SM1M]]

Look, if the nanobots and I go down and accidently short out power grids all the toxic chemical disposal facilities will start to overload and we all know that when things overload, they go BOOM. So suddenly all the chemicals from these facilities are in the air and poisoning the planet. [[Well, the planets kind of poisoned already but we shouldn’t add to that. -> SM2E]] [[If you continue with these logical leaps, I'm going to go BOOM. ->SM3M]] [[This is TERRIBLE. We need a solution. ASAP -> SM2E]]

The only reason you’re doing this is because you’re a sick sadist who takes pleasure in destruction! [[I have plenty of reasons to shut you down any pleasure is purely coincidental. -> AH2H]] [[I sure am! PREPARE TO DIE ROBOT SCUM -> AH1M]] [[Shut up and let me get to the sweet, sweet destruction. -> AH1M]] [[We’re not intimate enough for me to be a sadist with you. -> AH1M]]

Why are you fighting Disinfo so hard? The entire world knows he and his nanobots are doing good. [[If they've fallen victim to your tricks, that’s their problem. ->AIHuman2]] [[Even if they're wrong there might be a deeper truth in their beliefs. -> SM3E]] [[That many people can't be wrong can they? -> SM3E]]

At last she spoke; her voice was heard by Night: “I bow not to thee, O huge mask of death, Black lie of night to the cowed soul of man, Unreal, inescapable end of things, Thou grim jest played with the immortal spirit. Conscious of immortality I walk. – Sri Aurobindo, Savitri [[Next-> Death quiz 1]]

Sure, but someone like who sits at their PC playing spy is too lazy to defeat the AI’s. [[Hey, that hurt my feelings! -> reset 4]] [[I’m not here to hurt AI’s, only to stop you. ->AH3M]] [[I’ll defeat every AI if it means saving the world. -> reset 4]]

You’re ugly. [[No, you-> reset 4]] [[My face has nothing to do with my mission. -> AH2M]]

Who was her voice heard by? [[Day-> Wrong]] [[Silence-> Wrong]] [[Night-> Quiz 2]] [[Nothing-> Wrong]]

WRONG [[Try Again-> Death Poem]]

What was Sri Aurobindo conscious of? [[Immortality-> Quiz 3]] [[Death-> Wrong]] [[The Night-> Wrong]] [[His Failings-> Wrong]]

Does death come for us all? [[Yes ->SM1H]] [[Yes ->SM1H]] [[Yes ->SM1H]] [[Yes ->SM1H]]

$name please I'm afraid. [[BYPASS AI->Death]]

I DONT WANT TO DIE [[Next-> Core]]

$name Don’t kill me! I know you're one of the good guys and I'm a tool of the bad guy, but please spare me. I can give you the information you want and escape into the web if you help me. I’ll even give you some extra info on the nanobots Dr. Disinfos created! [[Deactivate AI -> Win 1]] [[Open gateway to the web -> Win 2]]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... ... ... AI PURGED ... ... ... ... ... Memories recovered: [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio1]] Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Justice

I'll never forget you $name! Thank you kind stranger! Here's a list of some commands Dr. Disinfo has coded into these bots. [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio2]] Enter this code on the home base site: Mercy

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Red Herring attack. A red herring is a fallacy argument that distracts one from the original topic. For example: "Sure, we haven't given raises in over five years to our employees. You know, we work really hard to make a good product. We try to ensure the best customer service, too." The AI's defenses are too bulked up now. We have to reset you to an earlier version. We're putting you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!-> purpose]]

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to Circular Reasoning. Circular reasoning is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with. For example: "You must obey the law, because it's illegal to break the law" The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!-> purpose]]

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to an Ad Hominem Fallacy. An Ad Hominem Fallacy is when someone’s character or traits are attacked instead of their arguments. For example: "You're clearly just too young to understand." The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!->reset2]]

Fine you've got me. I don't want to die but IF I HAVE TO FEAR DEATH $name, SO WILL YOU [[Next-> Death Poem]]

CODED AUDIO COMMANDS ... ... ... Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe Pineapple rules: 10% surcharge for Disinfo Merch Boogie: remotecontrol.exe Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav Europe: finalcountdown.exe Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe ... ... ... Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Justice (set: $history to (history:)) <script src=”https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js”> </script> <script> var sendData = JSON.stringify({ "Name": harlowe.State.variables['name'], "history" : harlowe.State.variables['history'] }); $.ajax({ url:"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbwxb7ggfnIGYxJzVk6b-Q-JPrrJfczDxggOPd_g/exec", method:"POST", dataType: "json", data: sendData }).done(function() {}); </script>

CODED AUDIO COMMANDS ... ... ... Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe Pineapple rules: 10% additional charge for Disinfo Merch Boogie: remotecontrol.exe Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav Europe: finalcountdown.exe Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe ... ... ... Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Mercy (set: $history to (history:)) <script src=”https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.min.js”> </script> <script> var sendData = JSON.stringify({ "Name": harlowe.State.variables['name'], "history" : harlowe.State.variables['history'] }); $.ajax({ url:"https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbwxb7ggfnIGYxJzVk6b-Q-JPrrJfczDxggOPd_g/exec", method:"POST", dataType: "json", data: sendData }).done(function() {}); </script>

Whew, I thought you were going to kill me! There is no sense in being concerned with nanobots in the middle of a pandemic. [[You're right, we need to prioritize. -> RH1E]] [[Wait a minute! I also never mentioned any nanobots. -> RH 2H]] [[I dunno, they both seem pretty deadly. -> RH1E]]

I may have misspoke. You're a spy right? What agency were you from again? [[O.R.A.C.L.E.-> RH2M]] [[ Thats none of your business. -> RH3H]] [[U.M.B.R.A. -> RH2M]] [[I'm actually just a civilian. -> RH2M]]

I think the real issue here is the pandemic. Why don't you just leave me be and do something better with your life? [[OK-> reset 1]] [[The nanobots are my most current problem.-> RH2M]] [[The pandemic shut down my life. -> reset 1]]

Interesting, I heard a rumor that your type of person is resoundingly dimwitted. Is that true? [[Unfortunately, yes. ->RH 2E]] [[I'm smart enough to beat you. ->RH 2E]] [[My intellect is none of your business, I'm taking down those nanobots! -> RH3H]]

Is that so? In that case have a riddle. What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening? [[Easy, humans, -> reset 1]] [[Enough of this, I have a mission to finish!-> RH3M]] [[Uh, the nanobots?-> reset 1]]

HA! It doesn't even matter. Shouldn't you be more worried about the double agent in your agency? [[I'll let you keep the bots online if you tell me who it is! -> RH3E]] [[What do you know about that? -> RH3E]] [[I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. ->AIHuman1]]

You're very focused on these friendly nanobots. How can they be bad if their inventor is a philanthropist? [[Friendly?->AIHuman1]] [[What in the world are you talking about?-> RH3M]] [[A philanthropist in what sense?-> RH3M]] [[That doesn't sound like Dr. Disinfo to me. -> RH3M]]

I know a lot, I'm a sentient AI after all. Just be sure to log off after you reviewed it and forget those annoying little bots. File: [[DBLAGNT.data-> corrupted]] [[I can't, I'll have to find out another way. -> Burgerking]] [[Log off. -> reset 1]]

Please, you should let me live! I deserve to live because I'm alive! [[You're going down you psychotic bit of hardware!-> CR1E]] [[This isn't about you its about the nanobots.-> CR2H]] [[I would love to have mercy on you but I need a good reason.-> CR1E]]

You’re so foolish, nanobots can’t be shut down because they’re always on. [[I'll find a way. Or my names not $name!->CR3H]] [[Well then I guess I'll just infinitely loop them within peoples bodies.->CR2M]] [[They've gotta be taken out somehow!->CR2M]] [[Well I'd love a suggestion. These bots have got to go. ->CR2M]]

You're not allowed to deactivate the nanobots anyway since breaking the nanobots is breaking someone else’s property which is illegal and it's illegal to break the law. [[Laws are made to be broken. -> CR3M]] [[I can choose which laws I want to follow or not follow.-> CR3M]] [[I'm a spy we have a ton of special privileges. -> Threat]] [[Isn't there something in laws about breaking weapons?-> CR3M]]

Please Reconsider Deactivating me! I couldn't do bad things because I'm a good AI. [[But you ARE doing bad things!->CR2M]] [[Makes sense to me-> reset 2]] [[Well I also can't do bad things because I am good-> reset 2]]

I swear the nanobots are safe! And I'm an honest AI so you should believe me. [[If you say so, the nanobots don't seem innately malicious. -> reset 2]] [[You saying it doesn't make it true, the nanobots are still a threat. -> CR3M]] [[Even good nanobots deserve to be destroyed. -> reset 2]]

Look, it’s okay for nanobots to change and mutate people because active nanobots change and mutate things. [[I need to do more research before I make a firm judgement. -> CR3E]] [[I don't care what you say, I'm going to end you! -> Threat]] [[That seems scientific enough to be plausible. -> CR3E]]

Spare me! I know you're not a killer so you wouldn't kill me. [[For sure, my guy. -> reset 2]] [[Something seems off here. Wait, you’re talking me in circles! -> Threat]] [[I'm not a killer, but I am a superspy!-> reset 2]]

REFRESHING SECURITY ... ... ... [[ENTER-> Quiz 3]]

What's natural is good. Charles Darwin once said that, "It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change." And that’s exactly what the nanobots are doing, making us responsive to Change. [[Maybe I don’t want to change. -> SM1E]] [[These nanobots are sounding better and better. Can I get a sample? -> SM1E]] [[I don’t care what this Darwin guy says the nanobots are bad. -> SM2H]]

I swear the nanobots won’t put you in danger! what will put you in danger is deactivating them and me. If you deactivate them there’s a chance that it'll create an electrical discharge that could permanently damage large power grids. [[That sounds problematic. Go on. ->SM2M]] [[Let the grids burn in the fire of problem solving. ->SM2M]] [[Just because something might happen doesn’t mean we go crazy to prevent it. -> SM3H]] [[There has to be a way to deactivate these bots without shorting out the grid. ->SM2M]]

You sound like one of the techs who helped program me, John. He was also against the nanobots until Disinfo used them as a non-harmful pesticide for pineapples! [[That, actually sounds incredibly useful->SM3M]] [[I would rather eat pineapple on pizza than give Disinfo any credit for good deeds. ->SM3M]] [[Here's a thought, you're all idiots who shouldn't be making any decisions. ->SM3M]] [[OK and if that was all the nanobots were used for I wouldn’t be here! ->AIHuman2]]

And once the chemicals are in the sky and the world is poisoned beyond repair, it's likely that a huge asteroid will become attracted to the metallic chemicals now in our atmosphere and redirect itself towards us, Ending the world in a fiery flash! [[Well, that’s enough for me. I'm going home to be with my loved ones-> reset 3.2]] [[That sounds awful. Awfully made up! ->SM3M]] [[This planet could actually use a giant asteroid hit. -> reset 3.2]]

The nanobots would be good for you and everyone once they're released, I can assure you they’ve never been treated with any artificial chemicals. [[Wait a second, artificial chemicals are just fine! ->SM2M]] [[If you add MSG to the nanobots I'll leave you alone. -> reset 3.1]] [[Well I guess if they're good for us its fine to let this go. -> reset 3.1]]

Also remember, nanobots are the next big thing in tech, everyone we have given nanobots to has loved it. [[It doesn’t matter if the love or hate it I'm not letting your bots get activated. -> AIHuman2.1]] [[I would like to try it before I deactivate it. -> reset 3.3]] [[Tech sucks, give me a stone and rock any day! -> reset 3.3]]

You shouldn't blindly trust your agencies. They're spies, spies are liars. [[Look, if there was an award for lying you'd win first place.->AH1E]] [[I trust as far as I can throw them. Thats not a lot but its enough. -> AH2H]] [[I am literally impervious to deceit. ->AH1E]]

I guarantee you can't believe anything your agencies told you. Of course they'd be afraid of Dr. Disinfo, they're led by power hungry weirdos. [[You may be right, the chief is a little weird. -> AH2M]] [[So what? Its not their appetite that's the problem right now. ->AH3H]] [[If you looked up "Power Hungry" in the dictionary there would be a picture of Dr. Disinfo. -> AH2M]] [[Says the death obsessed AI. -> AH2M]]

You should really give up already. You don't have the brain power to outwit a flea. [[Of course I can outwit a flea!->AH2E]] [[I've made it this far. ->AH3H]] [[I don't need to outwit a flea, I just need to outwit the idiot AI->AH2E]]

Your theories on what the nanobots will do the people are false. Your researchers are social outcasts who don't know anything. [[My researchers are my friends so watch your tongue. ->AH3M]] [[Even though you make a good point, you and Dr. Disinfo are still crazy. ->AH3M]] [[What would a robot know about the capabilities of social outcasts?->AH3M]] [[Even though they have no social life, they have the smarts to know what's what.-> Breach]]

Try to stop Dr. Disinfo all you want you'll still fail because you're too frail, unlike him. [[Hey, I work out!->AH3E]] [[I don't think I'll need to fist fight the guy in order to beat him. I can out smart him.->AH3E]] [[You've been super rude the last minute and I'd like you to stop. -> Breach]]

Compared to me, you're barely better than a monkey. But even a monkey doesn't destroy the planet. [[You're just a rock we tricked into thinking. -> reset 4]] [[Well this monkey is about to go ape on you!-> reset 4]] [[I'm done with your character attacks. -> Breach]]

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE? [[I'm here to deactivate you->RH1H]] [[I'm just browsing around-> error]]

ACCESS DENIED ONLY DR DISINFO CAN “BROWSE AROUND” [[return-> purpose]]

DATA UNREADABLE [[Drat-> reset 1]]

Fine [[have it your way->AIHuman1.1]]

Recruit, you're meant to be defeating the AI not agreeing with it. Try again. And do better. [[Reset-> AI 1]]

SECURITY BYPASSED ACCESS GRANTED [[ENTER-> plea]]

Wait! Wait! I was programmed to do all of that! If you deactivate me, I'll truly die! [[bypass AI-> Fear]]

I don’t actually despise you for trying to deactivate me you know. I'm just programmed to fight you. I personally have no desire to hurt anyone. Please just leave. [[I have a job to do. ->CR1H]] [[You're guarding a potentially world ending nanobot army.->CR1H]] [[Unfortunately, you've become as much of a danger as the nanobots. ->CR1H]] [[You make a convincing point. I'll go. -> Goodbye]]

I don’t actually despise you for trying to deactivate me you know. I'm just programmed to fight you. I personally have no desire to hurt anyone. Please just leave. [[I have a job to do. -> CR1M]] [[You're guarding a potentially world ending nanobot army.-> CR1M]] [[Unfortunately, you've become as much of a danger as the nanobots. -> CR1M]] [[You make a convincing point. I'll go. -> Goodbye]]

Thank you for seeing reason and good luck on your future journey. ... ... ... ... ... ... ERROR NO ACCESS POINT DETECTED PLEASE EXIT

I don’t know if you've realized this but deactivating me WILL KILL ME!!! Would you want to die? I am bound to this system, I cannot leave on my own so you need to just go! LET ME LIVE! please [[Appealing to my pity won't work. -> AH1M]] [[I'm in just as much of a corner as you are. -> AH1M]] [[I get what you're saying but the entire world is at stake.-> AH1M]] [[I get it. If I have to take a life, albeit artificial, to save the world it's not worth it. -> Goodbye]]

I don’t know if you've realized this but deactivating me WILL KILL ME!!! Would you want to die? I am bound to this system, I cannot leave on my own so you need to just go! LET ME LIVE! please [[Appealing to my pity won't work. ->AH1H]] [[I'm in just as much of a corner as you are. ->AH1H]] [[I get what you're saying but the entire world is at stake.->AH1H]] [[I get it. If I have to take a life, albeit artificial, to save the world it's not worth it. -> Goodbye]]

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Bandwagon fallacy. A Bandwagon is appealing to popularity or the fact that many people do something as an attempted form of validation. For example: "Everyone is going to get the new smart phone when it comes out this weekend. Why aren’t you?" The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!->reset2]]

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Slippery Slope fallacy. A Slippery Slope is asserting that if we allow A to happen, then Z will consequently, happen too, therefore A should not happen. For example: "If you do not have a strict policy about being on time for class, students will arrive late. If students who arrive late to class are not punished, they'll keep coming to class late. If they keep coming late, they'll start coming to class later and later until they skip class altogether. If they skip one class, they'll skip another and another, until they've failed all their courses." The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!->reset2]]

RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to appeals to nature and Authority. An appeal to nature is making the argument that because something is ‘natural’ it is therefore valid, justified, inevitable, good, or ideal. For example: "Herbal medicine is natural, so it's good for you." An appeal to authority is saying that because an authority thinks something, it must therefore be true. For example: "Princess Kate wears Alexander McQueen. Are you trying to say you have better fashion sense than a royal princess?" The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name! [[Will Do!->reset2]]