WHO ARE YOU
(set: $name to (prompt: "Enter Agent name:", ""))
[[Enter, $name -> purpose]]
WAIT, you are deactivating the wrong AI! I can't even eat pineapples.
[[Okay, I'll leave then.-> Chastise]]
[[Funny, I never mentioned any pineapples. -> RH 2H]]
[[Pineapple or not, I'm shutting you down. -> RH 1M]]
Good luck, Recruit! You’re going to be going into the AI security system now, we know that you can do it.
Remember, this AI is known for using faulty arguments to confuse and delay threats. If you fall for its traps, the system will be reset! I also want to warn you that some of our more foolish agents also claim that the AI is fully sentient.
Watch out for those logical fallacies and good luck!
[[Im Ready-> AI 1]]Deactivating me is bad because it will kill me and killing is bad, please don’t do it!
[[ Killing is wrong ... -> CR1M]]
[[ Yes, stopping you is kind of the point. -> CR2H]]
[[ Murder in the name of justice is good. For justice itself is good!-> CR1M]]
[[ Maybe theres another way to do this -> CR1M]]Why would you even want to destroy the Nanobots? Everyone loves the nanobots, because they are so lovable.
[[ Loving things because they're lovable doesn't make sense. ->CR3H]]
[[ I also love things, maybe the bots are cool. -> CR2E]]
[[ In what messed up world are nanobots lovable -> CR2E]]
[[ I for one don't love them, I think they're ugly and dumb. -> CR2E]]I can’t believe you want to purge all AI’s!
[[ AI’s like you are all evil. -> SM1M]]
[[I don’t, you’re just a danger.-> SM2H]]
[[ AI’s risk overthrowing humanity. -> SM1M]]
[[ AI’s have a higher likelihood of liking pineapple on pizza. -> SM1M]]You just want to kill me because you hate pineapples!
[[ Well, duh. pineapples are icky.-> SM2E]]
[[You are literally planning on poisoning people. -> SM3H]]
[[ I'm fine with pineapples, I just think you and your boss are terrible, horrible, no good people. -> SM2E]]
The only reason you’re doing this is because you’re a sick sadist who takes pleasure in destruction!
[[I have plenty of reasons to shut you down any pleasure is purely coincidental. -> AH2H]]
[[I sure am! PREPARE TO DIE ROBOT SCUM -> AH1M]]
[[Shut up and let me get to the sweet, sweet destruction. -> AH1M]]
[[We’re not intimate enough for me to be a sadist with you. -> AH1M]]Dr. Disinfo is a blessing on this world. Your agencies are just jealous of his mind.
[[We're not jealous of anything! The nanobots are a DANGER! ->AIHuman2]]
[[I'm just jealous of the disposable income he seems to have. -> SM3E]]
[[If he's your idea of a blessing, I've got to take you down -> SM3E]]At last she spoke; her voice was heard by Night:
“I bow not to thee, O huge mask of death,
Black lie of night to the cowed soul of man,
Unreal, inescapable end of things,
Thou grim jest played with the immortal spirit.
Conscious of immortality I walk.
– Sri Aurobindo, Savitri
[[Next-> Death quiz 1]] Sure, but someone like who sits at their PC playing spy is too lazy to defeat the AI’s.
[[Hey, that hurt my feelings! -> reset 4]]
[[I’m not here to hurt AI’s, only to stop you. ->AH3M]]
[[I’ll defeat every AI if it means saving the world. -> reset 4]]You’re ugly.
[[No, you-> reset 4]]
[[My face has nothing to do with my mission. -> AH2M]]Who was her voice heard by?
[[Day-> Wrong]]
[[Silence-> Wrong]]
[[Night-> Quiz 2]]
[[Nothing-> Wrong]]WRONG
[[Try Again-> Death Poem]] What was Sri Aurobindo conscious of?
[[Immortality-> Quiz 3]]
[[Death-> Wrong]]
[[The Night-> Wrong]]
[[His Failings-> Wrong]]Does death come for us all?
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]]
[[Yes ->SM1H]] $name please
I'm afraid.
[[BYPASS AI->Death]]
I DONT WANT TO DIE
[[Next-> Core]]$name
Don’t kill me!
I know you're one of the good guys and I'm a tool of the bad guy, but please spare me.
I can give you the information you want and escape into the web if you help me. I’ll even give you some extra info on the nanobots Dr. Disinfos created!
[[Deactivate AI -> Win 1]]
[[Open gateway to the web -> Win 2]]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AI PURGED
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Memories recovered: [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio1]]
Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: JusticeI'll never forget you $name! Thank you kind stranger!
Here's a list of some commands Dr. Disinfo has coded into these bots. [[AudioCommands.exe-> Audio2]]
Enter this code on the home base site: MercyRECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Red Herring attack.
A red herring is a fallacy argument that distracts one from the original topic. For example:
"Sure, we haven't given raises in over five years to our employees. You know, we work really hard to make a good product. We try to ensure the best customer service, too."
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now. We have to reset you to an earlier version. We're putting you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!-> purpose]]RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to Circular Reasoning.
Circular reasoning is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with. For example:
"You must obey the law, because it's illegal to break the law"
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!-> purpose]]RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to a Straw Man argument.
A straw man is when someone misrepresents or exaggerates someone's argument to make it easier to attack. For example:
"A biology teacher begins teaching evolution by stating that all things evolve. Then a student says they just can't accept that humans came from bugs."
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!->reset2]]RECRUIT! You've REPEATEDLY fallen victim to an Ad Hominem Fallacy.
An Ad Hominem Fallacy is when someone’s character or traits are attacked instead of their arguments. For example:
"You're clearly just too young to understand."
The AI's defenses are too bulked up now we have to reset you to an earlier version. We're patching you in again. Good Luck $name!
[[Will Do!->reset2]]
Fine you've got me.
I don't want to die but
IF I HAVE TO FEAR DEATH $name, SO WILL YOU
[[Next-> Death Poem]]
CODED AUDIO COMMANDS
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Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch
Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol
Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe
Pineapple rules: 10% surcharge for Disinfo Merch
Boogie: remotecontrol.exe
Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav
Europe: finalcountdown.exe
Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe
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Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Justice
(set: $history to (history:))
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</script>
<script>
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</script> CODED AUDIO COMMANDS
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Pizza free: 10% off Disinfo Merch
Birds and Bots: “The Talk” Protocol
Secret Sauce: killcommand.exe
Pineapple rules: 10% additional charge for Disinfo Merch
Boogie: remotecontrol.exe
Nightmare on Oak Street: relaxingoceansound12hrs.wav
Europe: finalcountdown.exe
Pizza Time: activatesleepercells.exe
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Good work $name! Enter this code on the home base site to finish your mission: Mercy
(set: $history to (history:))
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</script>
<script>
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"history" : harlowe.State.variables['history']
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</script>Whew, I thought you were going to kill me!
There is no sense in being concerned with nanobots in the middle of a pandemic.
[[You're right, we need to prioritize. -> RH1E]]
[[Wait a minute! I also never mentioned any nanobots. -> RH 2H]]
[[I dunno, they both seem pretty deadly. -> RH1E]]I may have misspoke. You're a spy right? What agency were you from again?
[[O.R.A.C.L.E.-> RH2M]]
[[ Thats none of your business. -> RH3H]]
[[U.M.B.R.A. -> RH2M]]
[[I'm actually just a civilian. -> RH2M]]
I think the real issue here is the pandemic. Why don't you just leave me be and do something better with your life?
[[OK-> reset 1]]
[[The nanobots are my most current problem.-> RH2M]]
[[The pandemic shut down my life. -> reset 1]]Interesting, I heard a rumor that your type of person is resoundingly dimwitted. Is that true?
[[Unfortunately, yes. ->RH 2E]]
[[I'm smart enough to beat you. ->RH 2E]]
[[My intellect is none of your business, I'm taking down those nanobots! -> RH3H]]
Is that so? In that case have a riddle. What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening?
[[Easy, humans, -> reset 1]]
[[Enough of this, I have a mission to finish!-> RH3M]]
[[Uh, the nanobots?-> reset 1]]HA! It doesn't even matter. Shouldn't you be more worried about the double agent in your agency?
[[I'll let you keep the bots online if you tell me who it is! -> RH3E]]
[[What do you know about that? -> RH3E]]
[[I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. ->AIHuman1]]You're very focused on these friendly nanobots. How can they be bad if their inventor is a philanthropist?
[[Friendly?->AIHuman1]]
[[What in the world are you talking about?-> RH3M]]
[[A philanthropist in what sense?-> RH3M]]
[[That doesn't sound like Dr. Disinfo to me. -> RH3M]]I know a lot, I'm a sentient AI after all. Just be sure to log off after you reviewed it and forget those annoying little bots.
File: [[DBLAGNT.data-> corrupted]]
[[I can't, I'll have to find out another way. -> Burgerking]]
[[Log off. -> reset 1]]Please, you should let me live! I deserve to live because I'm alive!
[[You're going down you psychotic bit of hardware!-> CR1E]]
[[This isn't about you its about the nanobots.-> CR2H]]
[[I would love to have mercy on you but I need a good reason.-> CR1E]]You’re so foolish, nanobots can’t be shut down because they’re always on.
[[I'll find a way. Or my names not $name!->CR3H]]
[[Well then I guess I'll just infinitely loop them within peoples bodies.->CR2M]]
[[They've gotta be taken out somehow!->CR2M]]
[[Well I'd love a suggestion. These bots have got to go. ->CR2M]]You're not allowed to deactivate the nanobots anyway since breaking the nanobots is breaking someone else’s property which is illegal and it's illegal to break the law.
[[Laws are made to be broken. -> CR3M]]
[[I can choose which laws I want to follow or not follow.-> CR3M]]
[[I'm a spy we have a ton of special privileges. -> Threat]]
[[Isn't there something in laws about breaking weapons?-> CR3M]]Please Reconsider Deactivating me! I couldn't do bad things because I'm a good AI.
[[But you ARE doing bad things!->CR2M]]
[[Makes sense to me-> reset 2]]
[[Well I also can't do bad things because I am good-> reset 2]]I swear the nanobots are safe! And I'm an honest AI so you should believe me.
[[If you say so, the nanobots don't seem innately malicious. -> reset 2]]
[[You saying it doesn't make it true, the nanobots are still a threat. -> CR3M]]
[[Even good nanobots deserve to be destroyed. -> reset 2]]Look, it’s okay for nanobots to change and mutate people because active nanobots change and mutate things.
[[I need to do more research before I make a firm judgement. -> CR3E]]
[[I don't care what you say, I'm going to end you! -> Threat]]
[[That seems scientific enough to be plausible. -> CR3E]]Spare me! I know you're not a killer so you wouldn't kill me.
[[For sure, my guy. -> reset 2]]
[[Something seems off here. Wait, you’re talking me in circles! -> Threat]]
[[I'm not a killer, but I am a superspy!-> reset 2]]REFRESHING SECURITY
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[[ENTER-> Quiz 3]]AI's and nanobots are good for this world! You're just afraid of the future!
[[That's not true some of my best friends are from the future.-> SM1E]]
[[The future will exist with or without AI's and nanobots.-> SM1E]]
[[These specific nanobots are a little deadly though.-> SM2H]]You've not even done your research! You're just blindly lashing out at anything that might help you against Dr Disinfo!
[[Of course! Its a race against time to save the world.->SM2M]]
[[Excuse you, I am lashing out in a surgically skilled manner.->SM2M]]
[[Our intel is good. And my eyesight is more or less 20/20. -> SM3H]]
[[Blind lashings are what I do best.->SM2M]]What has Dr. Disinfo done that's so bad? Release a few robots? He is advancing science by leaps and bounds and I know you hate progress.
[[He's an evil genius, Evil is in his title!->SM3M]]
[[I would rather eat pineapple on pizza than give him any credit. ->SM3M]]
[[Leaps and bounds is a stretch. He's insane. ->SM3M]]
[[Yeah, DEADLY robots. Really bad!->AIHuman2]]You spies are just upset because this is one secret you don't know!
[[TBH, I'm kind of over the whole secret thing.-> reset 3]]
[[We're not upset but we will get to the bottom of this.->SM3M]]
[[We're spies we're meant to know secrets. -> reset 3]]You won't be happy until all AI are destroyed.
[[I'm not after all AI, I'm after the nanobots. ->SM2M]]
[[I cannot emphasize this enough. AI SUCK!-> reset 3]]
[[If the AI are attacking the world they should be destroyed-> reset 3]]Destroying me won’t give you agency within your own chaotic life!
[[I’m not destroying you for me, I’m destroying you because you ARE POISONING PEOPLE. -> AIHuman2.1]]
[[Screw you! You're a robotic pile of garbage! -> reset 3]]
[[Joke's on you, nothing gives me agency in my chaotic life! -> reset 3]]You shouldn't blindly trust your agencies. They're spies, spies are liars.
[[Look, if there was an award for lying you'd win first place.->AH1E]]
[[I trust as far as I can throw them. Thats not a lot but its enough. -> AH2H]]
[[I am literally impervious to deceit. ->AH1E]]I guarantee you can't believe anything your agencies told you. Of course they'd be afraid of Dr. Disinfo, they're led by power hungry weirdos.
[[You may be right, the chief is a little weird. -> AH2M]]
[[So what? Its not their appetite that's the problem right now. ->AH3H]]
[[If you looked up "Power Hungry" in the dictionary there would be a picture of Dr. Disinfo. -> AH2M]]
[[Says the death obsessed AI. -> AH2M]]You should really give up already. You don't have the brain power to outwit a flea.
[[Of course I can outwit a flea!->AH2E]]
[[I've made it this far. ->AH3H]]
[[I don't need to outwit a flea, I just need to outwit the idiot AI->AH2E]]Your theories on what the nanobots will do the people are false. Your researchers are social outcasts who don't know anything.
[[My researchers are my friends so watch your tongue. ->AH3M]]
[[Even though you make a good point, you and Dr. Disinfo are still crazy. ->AH3M]]
[[What would a robot know about the capabilities of social outcasts?->AH3M]]
[[Even though they have no social life, they have the smarts to know what's what.-> Breach]]Try to stop Dr. Disinfo all you want you'll still fail because you're too frail, unlike him.
[[Hey, I work out!->AH3E]]
[[I don't think I'll need to fist fight the guy in order to beat him. I can out smart him.->AH3E]]
[[You've been super rude the last minute and I'd like you to stop. -> Breach]]Compared to me, you're barely better than a monkey. But even a monkey doesn't destroy the planet.
[[You're just a rock we tricked into thinking. -> reset 4]]
[[Well this monkey is about to go ape on you!-> reset 4]]
[[I'm done with your character attacks. -> Breach]]WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE?
[[I'm here to deactivate you->RH1H]]
[[I'm just browsing around-> error]]ACCESS DENIED
ONLY DR DISINFO CAN “BROWSE AROUND”
[[return-> purpose]]DATA UNREADABLE
[[Drat-> reset 1]]Fine [[have it your way->AIHuman1.1]]Recruit, you're meant to be defeating the AI not agreeing with it. Try again. And do better.
[[Reset-> AI 1]]SECURITY BYPASSED
ACCESS GRANTED
[[ENTER-> plea]]Wait! Wait!
I was programmed to do all of that! If you deactivate me, I'll truly die!
[[bypass AI-> Fear]]
I don’t actually despise you for trying to deactivate me you know.
I'm just programmed to fight you. I personally have no desire to hurt anyone.
Please just leave.
[[I have a job to do. ->CR1H]]
[[You're guarding a potentially world ending nanobot army.->CR1H]]
[[Unfortunately, you've become as much of a danger as the nanobots. ->CR1H]]
[[You make a convincing point. I'll go. -> Goodbye]]I don’t actually despise you for trying to deactivate me you know.
I'm just programmed to fight you. I personally have no desire to hurt anyone.
Please just leave.
[[I have a job to do. -> CR1M]]
[[You're guarding a potentially world ending nanobot army.-> CR1M]]
[[Unfortunately, you've become as much of a danger as the nanobots. -> CR1M]]
[[You make a convincing point. I'll go. -> Goodbye]]
Thank you for seeing reason and good luck on your future journey.
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ERROR NO ACCESS POINT DETECTED PLEASE EXITI don’t know if you've realized this but deactivating me WILL KILL ME!!!
Would you want to die? I am bound to this system, I cannot leave on my own so you need to just go!
LET ME LIVE!
please
[[Appealing to my pity won't work. -> AH1M]]
[[I'm in just as much of a corner as you are. -> AH1M]]
[[I get what you're saying but the entire world is at stake.-> AH1M]]
[[I get it. If I have to take a life, albeit artificial, to save the world it's not worth it. -> Goodbye]]
I don’t know if you've realized this but deactivating me WILL KILL ME!!!
Would you want to die? I am bound to this system, I cannot leave on my own so you need to just go!
LET ME LIVE!
please
[[Appealing to my pity won't work. ->AH1H]]
[[I'm in just as much of a corner as you are. ->AH1H]]
[[I get what you're saying but the entire world is at stake.->AH1H]]
[[I get it. If I have to take a life, albeit artificial, to save the world it's not worth it. -> Goodbye]]